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GUI|rahjerz
17th February 2011, 03:32
If Your Drink Fizzes after Pouring your Favorite Carbonated Soda then you Didn't Start with Enough BOOZE!
I'm a 3 parts Vodka (the Cheaper the Better) to 1 part Diet (because it's so important to my health) Mountain Dew guy. The Most Important Factor is that you Start with a Very Large Glass.
Alex
17th February 2011, 07:35
Diet soda destroys your brain.
GUI|LoBo
17th February 2011, 17:58
Diet soda destroys your brain.
But it's better for your hangover the next day. ;)
GUI|DeathByFOOD
17th February 2011, 21:00
Hydrating with water is also good... I have a friend who will take a whole box of chaser and says it works.
GUI|rahjerz
18th February 2011, 20:16
Diet soda destroys your brain.
...and the 5 gallons of vodka I drink a week is all...uh...what's the word??
GUI|LoBo
18th February 2011, 21:13
what's the word??
Necessary.
GUI|rahjerz
23rd February 2011, 07:00
Necessary.
...to combat the effects of the diet soda!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8Kyi0WNg40
Alex
23rd February 2011, 07:59
Vodka is excellent for removing bad memories. I cant remember my childhood at all! Ive been more or less successful in destroying most memories till the age of about 13-14 years old. I'm quite happy with this achivement.
Froberg
23rd February 2011, 08:38
How can you be happy about it if you can't remember what you had to scrub away?
Alex
23rd February 2011, 13:45
Cause of knowing it was bad, but not remembering it ;)
Froberg
24th February 2011, 08:16
That makes no sense!
GUI|LoBo
24th February 2011, 20:37
That makes no sense!
Yeah, turns out drinking affects the brain. :p
GUI|rahjerz
25th February 2011, 22:07
Vodka is excellent for removing bad memories. I cant remember my childhood at all! Ive been more or less successful in destroying most memories till the age of about 13-14 years old. I'm quite happy with this achivement.
***just keep drinking***
GUI|rahjerz
25th February 2011, 22:11
Yep, a little bit more than the diet soda...
GUI|DeathByFOOD
28th February 2011, 03:37
Just poured my first hard-alcohol-related drink (vodka + sprite), no fizz, oh boy...
GUI|rahjerz
8th March 2011, 01:47
Just poured my first hard-alcohol-related drink (vodka + sprite), no fizz, oh boy...
Now if you repeated that 6 to 10 more times, depending on the size of the glass, you should have woken up with your eyes bleeding and flashing memories. If your eyes weren't bleeding then you need to increase the dosage from 6-10 to 10-15 or buy a larger bottle of vodka and repeat.