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    Alright in this thread I want you all to come up with your own fucked up sayings. No stealing from someone else or from the internet. Come up with your own shit. Yeah, you actually have to think a little bit.

    And make it interesting. Add double meaning or whatever the hell. Just make sure its good.

    Here's mine. It has to do with this topic.

    "Fuck Proverbs! ..I never liked grammar anyways."

    }:-)>
    StatiC - Of or relating to bodies at rest or forces in equilibrium.

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    "Where there's a will... there's a way it can be set on fire"

    "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the most" -Ozzy
    "Of all the things I've lost I miss my mind the least" - Me

    "Confucious say, "Man who drink too much beverage made from cactus feel like prick next morning" "
    Don't fuck with the fuckhead, trust the fuckhead!!
    God is in the TV, Kill your God, Kill your TV



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    Haha, yours is awesome. \m/

    }:-)>
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    *asked randomly to people* "Are you dead yet?"

    "Let's find a cop and piss on his shoes."

    *said by my female friend; spying a very attractive female* "Ooh let's tie her up."

    "You chill! Fiend!"

    "WTfuckingF?"

    *said randomly* "Which one?"

    *combination of a lines from Marilyn Manson's 'Rock is Dead' and 'Astonishing Panorama of the End Times' ; my signature* "God is in the TV. Kill your God. Kill your TV."

    "Don't make me sick the fucking leaches with leashes on you!"

    "All we need is hot sauce and a roadcone"

    ....more to come as I remember them all :confused:

    "Stonersayshuh?"
    "Potheadsayswhat?"
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    "13 year olds that become MILFS make me wank"



    oh wait...

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    Quiet you!

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    in regards to steriods and genitile size:
    "Small potatos makes the meat look big"

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    Surely that'd work in a restaurant too.

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    Im out like the fat kid in Dodgeball
    Im out like George W. Bush in a pretzel eating contest
    Im out like a black guy at a KKK meeting

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    "More fucked than a Japanese school girl" -- used often when I'm playing pool (actually I first heard this from my best mate).

    "I got a lot of head, but I didn't spill a drop" -- used whilst pouring beer when really drunk.

    "Oh, it's prison rules now, bitch!" -- used when someone starts playing dirty pool or foozball.

    "I'm getting all excited and tingly in the pants" -- used whenever I get excited and tingly in the pants.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Primate
    "Oh, it's prison rules now, bitch!" -- used when someone starts playing dirty pool or foozball.
    What? lol

    How do you play dirty pool or foozball? Maybe basketball or football... but table top games? Come on now.

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    "Sorry Jim, I didn't mean to come in your mouth!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Static
    What? lol

    How do you play dirty pool or foozball?}:-)>
    It's pretty easy to play dirty pool, you just have to snooker or block the other guy all the time and you're basically garunteed a win.

    With foozball though, it generally involves cheating.

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    Abandon all Hope for a Cheese that Tastes like Beer.

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    I am still hoping for that one!

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    Something me and my friends say to each other when we don't really agree with something they say, "Get the fuck out of my house!" while pointing in a random direction, where ever we are.

    Something an old friend would always call people when they pissed him off "You are a vaginal blood fart!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by Froberg
    I am still hoping for that one!
    http://www2.dairyfarmers.org/engl/re...4_1_1_1_13.asp

    For those on the wrong side of the pond.



    http://www.wordtravels.com/Cities/Cz...ue/Restaurants

    For those on the right side.

    Only the eternally drunken Czechs and a Canadian stuck in an igloo with nothing but a crate of beer and a pile of old cheese for sustenance could come up with these.

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    "insanity is not a curse, it is a gift"

    "theres no such thing as bad weather, theres only the wrong clothes. get a sexy raincoat and live a little"

    "snot gobbeling pig fucker from hell"
    Havelock Vetinari: Patrican of Ankh Morpork

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    Id walk a mile on broken glass, to suck the dick that fucked that last!

    Used for beautiful woman!

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    Yeah man, that's pretty damn fucked uP! Lmfao

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