Alright in this thread I want you all to come up with your own fucked up sayings. No stealing from someone else or from the internet. Come up with your own shit. Yeah, you actually have to think a little bit.
And make it interesting. Add double meaning or whatever the hell. Just make sure its good.
Here's mine. It has to do with this topic.
"Fuck Proverbs! ..I never liked grammar anyways."